By STEVE SUSIOne Great Season
Here are some of the stories the One Great Season crew will be working on over the weekend:
+ Jays, Rays Vow To Fight Ban On 'Ay Marriage
+ Notre Dame Cracks Top 25 in Notre Dame Coaches' Poll
+ God Reveals That, Without Him, NFL Receivers' Successes Would Be Highly Possible
+ ESPN's Colleen Dominguez Denies She Still Works For The Joker
+ Exhale From Great American Smokeout in Madison Halts First Round of PGA
+ Fetuses Crush Embryos In Pre-Season Pop Warner Action
+ Baseball That Struck Redneck Chick At Astros Game Now Even Dumber
+ Prison League Report: Lawrence Taylor Suffers From Turf Tongue
+ Keith Hernandez, Walt Frazier Present Emmitt Smith At Advertising Hall Of Fame Induction
+ United States Scumbag-Pimp Association Protests SEC Practice Lockout
+ Ochocinco Still Believes His Last Name Means "Eighty" In Spanish
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