Folks were using the names of real novels to headline popular — and better yet, some obscure — college football storylines. Below are some of the better ones I found between 11 p.m. and midnight, before I had to turn my attention to Joaquin Phoenix's visit with David Letterman. Remember, you can always follow OGS on Twitter @onegreatseason.
+ @racheldulitz: "Animal Farm:The Michael Vick Story"
+ @BrendanLoy: "Dantonio's Inferno"
+ @BryanDFischer: "The Count of Monte Kiffin"
+ @tbevilacqua1034: "Who's Afraid of Virginia Tech?"
+ @mattzemek_cfn: "The Talented Mr. Shipley"
+ @mudd4goals: "Cold Mountaineers
+ @CardsFan922: "The Five Gators You Meet In Prison"
+ @TimFerraris: "A Tale of Two Titties, by Mike Price"
+ @ikestoys: "Les Milesrable"
+ @freelancehack: "To Have and To Holtz"
+ @wesrucker: "Crime and No Punishment - the story of Urban's Gators"
+ @AGreever_Editor: "Of Mice and Mascots"
+ @ScottDochterman: "Fast Food Nation by Mark Mangino"
+ @ChrisDCTex: "Stanford Band of Brothers"
+ @DCTrojan: "Tide and Prejudice"
+ @brettjones1: "The Client by Reggie Bush"
+ @@herloyalsons: "Are You There God? It's Me, Notre Dame"
+ @DanWolken: "Men are from Mars, Mike Leach is from Venus"
+ @wesrucker: "Julio Jones' Diary"
+ @protonone: "Me Talk Pretty One Day by Lou Holtz"
+ @camdoug1: "Of Mice and Mendenhall"
+ @David_Harten: "I Know Why the Caged Clarett Sings"
+ @tom_hart: "Archie Griffin Always Rings Twice"
+ @onegreatseason: "As I Lay Filming, By Brandon Spikes"
And from the Ring trilogy:
+ @brando_minich: "The Two Tigers", "The Return of the Tide" and "The Fellowship of the SEC"