By CHARLIE SHEEN
One Great Season
March Madness? Let me just say this about March Madness: I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available, right?
So if you think about it, dude, it's like you're always 1 for 4 picking 12 seeds in the first round just to be that guy who tells everyone he totally called it. Don't be that guy. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect the spirit of gambling just for the sake of first-weekend Cinderella moxie dick-measuring with a shameful bracket is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the potato-brained wanks who liked my television show.
And I just gotta add this cuz there was a whole firestorm Friday about this being the weakest year ever for bubble teams and all of them suck like never before and let me just say this, this is all I'm gonna say about it: where there were four, there are now three. Goodbye Illinois, good luck in your travels, you're going to need it, badly.
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