Friday, September 3, 2010 at 2:03PM 
+ Manny Ramirez Can't Figure Out How To Start White Sox New Employee Videotape
+ NFL Chief Reduces Roethlisberger's Name To Four Syllables
Fiction Friday, Steve Susi Friday, August 27, 2010 at 1:18PM
+ Rex Ryan Protests Revis Holdout With 8-Minute Hunger Strike
+ Nation's Inmates Already Calling Dibs On Clemens
+ USA Basketball Team In Heated Debate Over Istanbul's Legacy Of Post-Byzantine Socioeconomics
Fiction Friday, Steve Susi Friday, August 20, 2010 at 11:55AM
+ Steinbrenner Sues St. Peter Over Gate Revenue
+ In Reputation Cleanup Effort, USC Returns Reggie Bush's Heisman, Keeps OJ's
+ LeBron Tweets Vow To Remember Every Chauffeur Who Stopped At Yellow Light
Friday, August 13, 2010 at 5:08PM
+ Jays, Rays Vow To Fight Ban On 'Ay Marriage
+ Notre Dame Cracks Top 25 in Notre Dame Coaches' Poll
+ God Reveals That, Without Him, NFL Receivers' Successes Would Be Highly Possible
Fiction Friday, Steve Susi Friday, August 6, 2010 at 4:33PM
+ Tiger: "I Won't Win Until I Can Sink My Putz"
+ Woman Who Slept With Rick Pitino Sentenced For Shagging Guy Who Looks Like That
+ Giants' Lincecum Shows Good Stuff In Loss, Smokes Good Shit After Loss
+ Brett Favre's Truck Needs New Muffler
Fiction Friday, Steve Susi Friday, July 30, 2010 at 2:33PM
By STEVE SUSI
+ Bengals Locker Room Set To Deal With T.O., C.O., B.O.
+ Report: Mrs. Saban Accepted Benefits From Real Estate Agent
+ Clown Shot At Michael Vick's Son's Birthday Party
+ Tebow Paid $11.25M By Broncos To Forget All That "Sunday Is The Lord's Day" Stuff
+ Tom Brady Signs 3-Inch Chin Dimple Extension
+ Little League Federation To Remove Games From Schedules, Just Give Out Trophies
+ Green Bay VW Dealer Pissed Off He Didn't Come Up With "Brett Favregnügen" Until Now
+ ESPN's Shelley Smith Breaks Story: "I Will Replace Redskins' Albert Haynesworth"
+ MLB's P.E.D. Ban Has Nothing To Do With 87 No-Hitters This Season
+ Dozenth WNBA Jersey Sold
+ NFL Camp Buzz: Shawne Merriman Pee-Peed in Top Bunk
+ SEC Concession Stands Lose Fight To Make Triple-Fried Bacon Snicker-Doughnuts™ Trans Fat-Free
+ What To Watch Tonight: X Games Big Air Gravity Bong Semifinals
+ Arena League Expands to 16 Fans
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