Fiction Friday: Favre, Boise State & Depeche Mode

By STEVE SUSI
One Great Season

Here are some of the stories the One Great Season crew will be working on over the weekend:

+ Tiger: "I Won't Win Until I Can Sink My Putz"

+ Woman Who Slept With Rick Pitino Sentenced For Shagging Guy Who Looks Like That

+ Giants' Lincecum Shows Good Stuff In Loss, Smokes Good Shit After Loss

+ Brett Favre's Truck Needs New Muffler

+ Boise State Ranked No. 1 in USA Today Preseason Home Field Dumbness Poll

+ Tempted By $37k He'd Make In Real World, Revis Holds Out On Jets Contract

+ Shaq Signs With Celtics In 1-Year, 1.5 Million Shamrock Shake Deal

+ 15-Year Veteran MLB Umpire Blows Call To Chinese Restaurant

+ NASCAR On BP Spill: "We Are No Longer World's Biggest Waste of Oil"

+ Nolan Ryan Wishes Mark Cuban Would Rush Him

+ For Reasons Unknown, Reebok "ZigTech" Shelves Ochocinco TV Ad With "Drink" And "Feet" In Tagline

+ USC Loses NCAA Sanction Appeal, Must Now Play Depeche Mode's "Violator" On Team Bus All Season

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