Fiction Friday: 'Ay Marriage, God & Turf Tongue

By STEVE SUSI
One Great Season

Here are some of the stories the One Great Season crew will be working on over the weekend:

+ Jays, Rays Vow To Fight Ban On 'Ay Marriage

+ Notre Dame Cracks Top 25 in Notre Dame Coaches' Poll

+ God Reveals That, Without Him, NFL Receivers' Successes Would Be Highly Possible

+ ESPN's Colleen Dominguez Denies She Still Works For The Joker

+ Exhale From Great American Smokeout in Madison Halts First Round of PGA

+ Fetuses Crush Embryos In Pre-Season Pop Warner Action

+ Baseball That Struck Redneck Chick At Astros Game Now Even Dumber

+ Prison League Report: Lawrence Taylor Suffers From Turf Tongue

+ Keith Hernandez, Walt Frazier Present Emmitt Smith At Advertising Hall Of Fame Induction

+ United States Scumbag-Pimp Association Protests SEC Practice Lockout

+ Ochocinco Still Believes His Last Name Means "Eighty" In Spanish

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