Spanning The World ... Cup ... For Great Headlines

By STEVE SUSI
One Great Season

So as you know the One Great Season research department spends countless hours scouring the Internet to find the most important World Cup information for you.

Here are a few of the better headlines we've spied over the last few days:

+ Brazilian in Bikini Top Featured in Slow-Mo TV Network Cutaway

+ One England Fan Not Insufferable, Arrogant Prick

+ Elephant Paparazzi: We Thought US National Team Bus Was Kirstie Alley

+ Connecticut Couple Surprised by South Africa's Natural Beauty, Black Population

+ Jabulani Ball Linked to Gary Coleman's Death

+ No One Knows If South Korean Players Wore Own Jerseys

+ Rhythm Nation Extends Scoreless Streak

+ African Whoopee Cushion Sales Plummet

+ Maradona "Extremely Disappointed" Sidelines Not Made of Blow

+ ESPN Field Mic Operator Won't Stop Messing with Bee Hive

+ England Keeper Blames Gaffe on New Ball, Prosthetic Arms

+ Billions Around World Scratch Groin Every Time Slovenian Fullback Jokič Mentioned

We'll keep looking for more interesting content, but if you find a gem, feel free to share it with us in the Comments section.

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